5.  “We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are about licensing electricians.”    – Warren E. Burger

4.  “You never know with juries. I’d take a judge every time, unless of course I was guilty.”    – Kenneth Eade, Unreasonable Force

3.  “This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice”.    – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr

2.  “On gray days, when it’s snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you’ll just read a good book all day, and he’d allow you to stay home.”    – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes: There’s Treasure Everywhere

1.  “A judge is not supposed to know anything about the facts of life until they have been presented in evidence and explained to him at least three times.”   – Lord Chief Justice Parker